Today our esteemed Council is going to consider ethics complaints submitted by a Very Important Person. You can find the text of the complaint below.
PAY ATTENTION TO ME
TO: People more relevant than me
RE: My Very Educated Analysis of Things
I am writing to you today to let you know I have Opinions and Values, and am upset they don’t align with your opinions and values. Your opinions and values not aligning with my Opinions and Values is in direct violation of Article 1, Section 3 of the Fragile Male Ego Code.
Below are specific examples how other people have not been of my Opinion and Values, and as a result made them look bad:
Erik Mikkelson
- Erik Mikkelson serves on the board for United Community Services of Johnson County. This organization has a vision that states:
“UCS’ vision is that all people have the opportunity to fulfill their potential and contribute to the health and well-being of the community.
Clearly this is a conflict of interest, as the vision says it serves the community instead of correctly identifying it only serves Perfect Village.
Cole Robinson
- Cole is serving as the Executive Director of the Johnson County Democratic Party. He also posts on Facebook opinions that do not align with my Opinions.
This is in direct contradiction of the Very Obvious Mandate where he must only agree with My Opinions.
Inga Selders
- On Inga Selders personal Facebook page, Inga identifies as:
- a woman,
- who has opinions,
- and expresses them where anyone can see or hear them.
This is wrong for Obvious Reasons.
Ian Graves
- He is from Portland. I think that is in Massachusetts (I am not sure, my Garmin isn’t working properly), but regardless he is not From Here.
Bonnie Limbird
- See problems with Inga.
- She’s also on the board of United Community Services of Johnson County.
- Lori told me I shouldn’t like her.
Ron Nelson
- Ron Nelson engages in online behavior that is critical of My Opinion, and this feels threatening and should not be allowed to happen.
Conclusion
These things are Bad and do not align with My Opinions or My Values. They should not be allowed.
Also they blocked me on Facebook and I am running short on friends to talk to.
MIKE SULLINGER
Prairie Village Citizen 